piggy-connecting people!

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nokia, imho, sākās kā riebīga un smirdīga, antiekoloģiska un sātaniska papīra rūpnīca (vismaz tā var spriest pēc zaļās reakcijas uz rūpnīcām Latvijā)

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nu bet paskaties, kā mēs te sākam

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vai tad ne gumijas apavu?

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tā es ar vislaik biju domājis

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košergaļa tak nevar būt cūkgaļa

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jā, agrāk cilvēki arī domāja, ka telefonu nevar iebāzt kabatā

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tu gribi teikt, ka Latvijas košergaļa būs ar to unikāla, ka mēģinās ebrejiem iebarot cūkas?;)

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ģenētiski modificētas cūkas

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kuras var iebāzt kabatā

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uzlikt uz zoba

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cūkaita:

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košera priekšrakstos kūpināts nēģis. tas būs latviešu aifōns.

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apgraizīts nēģis

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Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

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